Friday, February 27, 2009

1, 2, 3, 4, Evolution's full of it

Song of the Glob: Sesame Street version of 1, 2, 3, 4 by Feist. See below.


"If you deny evolution then you're denying biology.

If you deny biology then you're denying chemistry.
If you deny chemistry then you're denying physics.
If you deny physics then you're denying mathematics.
If you deny mathematics then you're denying reality." - George Hrab.


Some fun minor changes to the lyrics:


One, two, three, four

Evolution’s full of it

Sleepless, long nights

Praying God will change it


Oh ancient hopes are lying at your door

Left you with nothing

But they want some more


Oh, oh, oh

You’re ignoring the facts

Oh, oh, oh

You know to react


Sweetheart, bitter heart

Now I can’t tell you apart

Cozy and cold

Use your brain before you start


Those ancient hopes

Who have tears in their eyes

Too scared to admit

There’s no paradise


Oh, oh, oh

You’re blind to the world

Oh, oh, oh

Refitting the words


One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, and ten
Believing to answer the things that you can’t understand

One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, and ten
Believing to answer the things that you can’t understand


Oh, oh, oh,

You’re blind to the world

Oh, oh, oh

Refitting the words


Oh, oh, oh

But science can’t be right

Oh, oh, oh

Come see all the light

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