Song of the Glob: Haha! by Dr. Demento:
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
- Doris Egan
I love it. And it's totally true.
If you're religious and you say to someone that you're hearing voices, they call the psychiatric hospital. If you say to someone that you're hearing God's voice, then it's okay.
Well, it's not. If you hear god talking to you, it still means you're hearing voices and that's not healthy.
Bill Maher was on The View a while ago... I can't believe that that lady believes the Noah's Ark thing. What a flippin' nut job! Here's part one:
And I can't embed the second part, so here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCrPWWqNl1I
The second one is more along the lines of what I was talking about. Talking to god is mentioned... If you're not interested in the whole thing you can skip to 6:07ish. What does she say? "I know to believe in god you have to suspend a lot of logic but..." Lady, nothing you say after that can justify that concept.
Great reaction from Bill Maher thanks to a not-so-great reaction from the audience. Check out 6:15.
Also, pause the second part at 5:40 for a giggle. Teehee!