Friday, November 6, 2009
The secretly Mexican hypochondriac TV show host who wants sound-wave therapy just because.
I went to see a doctor today. My family doctor is away so I went to a walk-in clinic. When you have severe, constant back pain that goes to your stummy that lasts for several hours, it is a good idea to consult a medical professional. I still get the really sharp long-lasting pain but it comes in waves and the medicine should help soon.
I'm really glad my mom was home today. We laid in bed and watched "Say Yes to the Dress" and cooking shows 'til our saliva dripped onto the pillows and our neighbours could hear our stummies growl. We kept saying, "OH THAT LOOKS SO GOOD! I've GOT to make that! I have to make this! Look at that, that's so easy to do! I can make that! Let's make this!" And we stayed in bed to watch other people make yummy food until we finally got up and had leftovers.
"But for dinner you surely made something exquisite and creative!"
Wrong. We got wor wonton soup. <3
That's what it is. The tumour is small and they can operate easily but... I'm secretly Mexican so I'm getting deported and won't be able to abuse the Canadian medical system any longer. Ay, dios mio. Que voy a hacer!? Mi nene con tentáculos no va a nacer en Canada ahora. Umm... ay, caramba! Esta es la primera vez que escribo algo en castellano en mi glob? Que wea? :P
Your translator will not translate "wea" by the way.
Actually, it's a bladder infection. I was embarrassed about it at first but it's a common thing, as it turns out, so I'm now okay with sharing the experience. (Lucky you!) I searched my symptoms online like I did last time my tummy hurt and I suspected I had gastritis, which was later confirmed by my doctor. In my previous globulation I was going to say something about how I was becoming convinced it was gallstones because the symptoms nearly fit. However, bladder infection was the second possibility listed next to gallstones. I must say, I prefer the infection. No surgery, but no chance to try out sound-wave therapy. :( I got some antibiotics and should be better soon unless it's something else and I get worse in which case I'll end up at the E.R. where I'll demand either Kovac or House to treat me. I liked Neela too. Or 13. She's so pretty. Incredible eyes. Yeah, 13 is my pick.
There are many things in this globulation that only my mom will understand. Sorry, but not really. Tentacles might keep up but... this is clearly geared to the majority of the people who read my glob. Sometimes that's just the way it is.
I had to pee in a cup at the clinic. It was terrible. I missed. I thought to myself that having a penis would be better for that because you could see what you're doing and aim but then I realized you probably splash everywhere. Vaginas ftw, baby. It was very awkward. Could have been worse. Could have slipped and fallen in it like Robert Downey Jr. in that movie.
Tentacles and I talked about it and we agreed they should have stickman signs explaining how and what to do with the cup and your hands and your genitals, etc. Seriously. His idea. <- *Credit*
So, within a month's time I've had gastritis and a bladder infection. Stay tuned, kids! Next month in Ori's Irritable Body: Appendicitis and an ulcer! I have a feeling it's going to be a good one! See you around next time, and don't forget: you're not the only one who misses! *shiny smile* *high-pitched chime sound*