I like four things today:
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"
- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
"I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly."
- Michel de Montaigne
"People ask for criticism, but they only want praise."
- W. Somerset Maugham
"Taco" has of late taken on a sexual connotation. When referring to the Tex-Mex food dish, instead use "Hot, Meat-Filled Tortilla Vagina."
- Fake AP Stylebook