Tuesday, June 29, 2010

I like this 21:

Dear Globlets,

I like four things today:

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"
- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata

"I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly."
- Michel de Montaigne

"People ask for criticism, but they only want praise."
- W. Somerset Maugham

"Taco" has of late taken on a sexual connotation. When referring to the Tex-Mex food dish, instead use "Hot, Meat-Filled Tortilla Vagina."
- Fake AP Stylebook

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