I like these:
"When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'"
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
I thought this was, well, brilliant:
I hope the link works. It's something everyone should see, I think.
New Glob design. Like? I was tired of the dark. Then my mom said I should change it. And I said okay and I changed it. It had been bothering me for a while but I think it's good now. I also added a Twitter gadget to the page. I said I'd never become a Twit but too often do I think in Status Updates, so I figured having another place to put them would accommodate the habit.
Fear not, Globlets, I'll post something substantial soon enough.