Friday, December 24, 2010

I like this 55: Christmakwanzakah

Dear Globlets,

Oh my Lucy. I gasped. And lol'd.

At least it wasn't a puppy. Now they can wrap the baby up in bacon! Yum!
Babies in bacon! Babies in bacon! Babies in bacon!

Also, Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/Seasons Greetings/Happy Saturnalia/Whatever; I don't really care what you call it. I really, really don't. People need to get over whatever greeting they say this time of year. This is not worth fighting over/for. You know what is? Gay rights. Human rights. Freedom of speech. Racial equality. Individual equality. World peace. The best parking spot in the parking lot. The handsomest cooked chicken at Save-On Foods. The best seat in the movie theatre. The cutest puppy in the litter. But most importantly, the freshest and yummiest sushi in the province. We'll be doing the latter this holiday season. What will you be fighting for?

(Actually, I intend to fight for most of the things mentioned before "world peace" by writing here... :/ Because who cares about world peace anyway?)

Whatever you believe in, if anything: Merry-time-off-work (if you get it) and Happy time-to-pig-out-on-delicious-foods-and-give-and-receive-awesome-presents-and-be-with-people-you-care-about.

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