I like this:
She's funny in such a cool way. Check out her hoodie. I didn't notice until my mom pointed it out but... just look! I want.
Rebecca talks about health tips advised by idiots. This ranges from the eat-nothing-but-maple-syrup-lemon-and-pepper diet, to magic silicone bracelets, and to the re-absorption of one's sperm (sorry ladies, this only works for dudes).