Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Racist jokes are not funny.

Dear Globlets,

I love my racist ______.*

I told him, "Today, I saw a black kid running away from a much slower white fat kid, and I thought of you."
"Aww, that's so sweet! But are you sure the fat kid wasn't a cop?"

Quick as a whip, that one. I'm still laughing, globlets. Still laughing.

Wait, isn't it Black History Month? Oh shiyt.

*Identity withheld for purposes of preventing a communal stoning of someone I care about.

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