I love my racist ______.*
I told him, "Today, I saw a black kid running away from a much slower white fat kid, and I thought of you."
"Aww, that's so sweet! But are you sure the fat kid wasn't a cop?"
Quick as a whip, that one. I'm still laughing, globlets. Still laughing.
Wait, isn't it Black History Month? Oh shiyt.
*Identity withheld for purposes of preventing a communal stoning of someone I care about.