I may or may not have just come back from a night club (is that what it's called?) where my dear friend celebrated her 19th birthday, and I may or may not be writing this intoxicated, but typo-free. While I was there, I saw this guy look at me and smile two or three times. Usually I just looked away smiling, but just before we left he saw me again and I smiled back! It was very exciting. Like with a bit of eye contact and everything. Then I asked Michaela if it was time to go, and it was.
So, Craig's List style:
"To the guy in the blue plaid/checkered shirt, AKA Smiley Guy: Can you use an apostrophe? And can you do so drunk? Because I can.
PS. If you can, that's all that matters."
Because IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO GRAMMAR TAKE YO BROKE ASS HOME.
("Grammar" because "punctuation/apostrophe" has too many syllables. ;) )
Yeah, the song ain't so hot, but being well-educated is.